January 2012
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(insert a typical new years review about how much 2011 sucked, how it was full of “mistakes” and all that shit and then talk about how much 2012 will be better and awesome and no more “bullshit” even though there’s going to be some anyways and how i will become a NeW Meh!!~<3 but then again some of us won’t really make that change)
happy new years!
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i just realized that i watched three awesome...
Schindler’s List:
Dear Mr. Schindler,
a beautiful movie about a part of history and an extraordinary man. four for you oskar schindler, you go oskar schindler!
Warrior:
great movie about two brothers fighting in MMA and holy crap do i wanna join MMA now but damn i’m such a pussy.
Bridesmaids:
do i really need a gif for thi-ok, ok fine. i’ll give you guys one.
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i’m watching bridesmaids and it’s so damn hilarious that i’m laughing…by myself…in the living room…in the dark…
well, i’m not exactly by myself. my cousin’s right next to me but he ain’t even watching, which I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT’S TOO FUNNY
welp anyways, SENI0R LyFE!11~
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when i want to go out, my mom says i can’t. and when i want to stay home, i’m forced out. i do not understand why teachers assign homework and projects over break. i also do not understand why they put the due dates on the same day. i do not understand why mr. awwad assigns a project topic about porn. i also do no understand why we have to make a business plan even though i have no...
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christmas thoughts:
these pj’s i got for christmas are so soft it feels like my legs are swimming in cotton balls.
whenever some one gives me perfume or sprays for presents, i always think, “IS IT CAUSE I SMELL?!…oh wait, yes i do. thanks!”
my brother got me this treasure chest thingie to hold my records in and it’s pretty bad-ass. even though it kind of cut me and i’m scared i...
There’s a damn pimple on my forehead that’s as red as rudolph’s nose.
Merry Fucking Christmas, bitches.
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i only wanted one thing from my mom this christmas and it’s these shoes i ordered like on sunday and it was supposed to be delivered to my house today but then i checked the tracking site thing on UPS and apparently it was delayed because of “adverse weather conditions” in sacramento and i was like BUULLLLSHIT WHAT ADVERSE WEATHER IN SACRAMENTO IT LOOKS PERFECTLY FINE THERE and...
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when you're about to use the bathroom but someone...
every time i wake up, i think to myself, “ok, should i stay in this warm bed forever or should i go to the kitchen and eat and go pee?”
my stomach and bladder always wins.
those bitches.
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i set up christmas lights around my bunk bed (which took forever), and there’s a possibility that my mattress might catch on fire but ThUg Lyfe~
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i love facebook drama.
that shit is always entertaining on a monday night.
actually, every night.