January 2011
35 posts
My eye keeps on twitching.
it looks like the top of my cheek has a heartbeat.
GO AWAY. PLEASE.
I'm really insecure about how my body will make...
i had to change it up a bit cause YA’LL BEAUTIFUL. SHIT.
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I have no motivation.
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How I feel about taking the SATs tomorrow:
especially the math portion:
i don’t really like life right now.
Going Black
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is going black. Now I’ll never go back.
[Female, 18]
TRUE DAT.
I DOHN’T LOIKE SAWSEDGE.
– Some kid from the Tyson chicken nugget commercial
HEY ANGELA! shouldn't you be studying for finals...
you got that right broski! pardon my french, but don’t you fucking love it when you’re trying to study likka mofo, and you open your book, and you have no idea wtf this stupid shit is, and you try and read the shit, but it don’t make sense, and you’re just sitting there like “WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN THIS SHIT?” and then you realize that your teacher...
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GAWD, I'M SO DAMN HILARIOUS.
mom: HEY, i told your brother to get you some lemon pepper from wingstop!
me: REALLY?!
mom: yeah! come and eat now!
me: oh maw gaaaww, i already aaaaate! are we still going to borders?
mom: IF YOU COME AND EAT
me: JAYSUS CHROIST WOMAN, I ALREADY ATE! WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO GAIN WEIGHT?...ooohhhh that rhymed. kekekekeke
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So my brother turned 21 today,
i went to the bathroom to take a piss, and this bitch didn’t even flush the toilet.
some things never change.
jennaanne01:
A Tumblr Song (Original) -
I know a place where all the cool kids play. Mean Girls, yummy foods, and fashion shots all day. When trying to avoid the things that I should do.
I scroll and see the people that I wish I knew. Mr. Hipster, girls in tights. Cats, and tatts, and civil rights. Photoshopped words, on a hill or tree. Read and think, “That applies to me!”
I’m Tumblin...
That awkward moment when you put your trucks on...
i. am such. a dumbass.
vhaddup.
i’m hungry. grandmother dearest repeatedly asked me to eat, and i kept on saying no because it got annoying; along with her, “STUDY YOUR HOMEWORK” and “CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOUR MOM EES GOING TO GET MAD AGAIN”. i’m just like your story is cool bro, you should tell another one.
but now i’m actually hungry but i don’t want to leave my bat cave cause then...
I wonder if anyone Tumblr/Facebook stalks my...
like how i sometimes stalk people’s profiles too…