January 2011
35 posts
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"SWAG"
one of the most annoying and overrated words used in 2010.
AYE BRUH, DAT SHIT AIN’T WET BRUH. NO SWAG AT ALL BRUH, NO SWAG. HOP OUT MAH BED TURN MAH SWAG ON HERP DERP HERP
“HURT”
another word that came up in 2010.
BUH YOU HELLA HURT DOE, UUGGHH. YO GURL HURT TOO. NIGGAS NEEDA FIRST AID KIT!
“YOU GOT ME FUCKED UUUPP”
a phrase that was also used a lot in 2010.
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December 2010
54 posts
shwenty ten.
was just the same as 2009 and 2011 is going to be the same as 2010.
sophomore year sucked ball sacks, althought there were some good parts i can’t think of right now. chemistry screwed me over. i went to summer school for the first time, met some cool people and hung with veroniggie almost err’day cause of it. hung out at leo’s most of the time and swam and did random ass...
i don't know why this made me laugh so much.
*my brother was watching tv, and my mom comes out of her room*
mom: HOY, why are you smiling?
brother: ...i don't know...
-pause-
mom: OH, THAT'S WHY, THERE'S A PRETTY GIRL ON TV
brother: WHAT THE HECK SHE'S HELLA OLD.
Chapter 1 of Drivers Ed:
“YEAAHH, FUCKING FINALLY! one step closer to driving!”
5 minutes later:
“THIS SHITS SO FUCKING BORING. WTF.”
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hannahchunter:
lolol this one’s better. HAVE MAH BABEHS.
Joining Tumblr
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is joining Tumblr. Most of you on here are idiots that have nothing better to do other than anonymously put others down and post stupid gifs all day long. Do yourself a favor and spend your time learning some kind of a skill rather than clutter up the Internet all damn day. Use the time you spend creating gifs to do something useful.
[Male, 19]
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my trippy ass dream.
i’ve had this dreamcatcher hanging on my wall for like a month already, AND IT FINALLY CATCHED A DREAM. it’s about time! for hella days i couldn’t even remember my dreams, but last night i had a weiiiird one. it started off with hella people from school swimming towards some kind of island, and then we were swimming along some weeds along the sand. and then everyone dived deep...
I went to the gym today; I ran a mile on the...
then i come home and see spaghetti on the table.
and i eat it. I EAT IT REAL GOOD.
beautiful progress, angela. beautiful.
The moment you find out that Nickelodeon is going...
FINALLY, NICKELODEON IS DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
Even though I didn't recieve as much presents this...
i really don’t mind. what i gave my mom and grandma is what really matters. i gave my mom a picture frame that had pictures of me and her from back then until now. she said she likes pictures, so hey! why not a picture frame showing spontaneous relationship? haaaah.
i think i gave my grandma the best present i’ve ever given to anyone. a few months ago, i was cleaning out her stuff out...
So I was cleaning the shit out of my room;...
Missing the Justin Bieber Concert Near My House
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is missing the Justin Bieber concert near my house. My older sister go to go but I had to be in a orchestra concert at school. When I am old I feel like I’m going to look back and be sad that I missed the chance to see one of the greatest singers ever. Like how some people probably feel for missing one of Michael Jackson’s first concerts.
[Female,...
Not Reading the Harry Potter Series
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not reading the Harry Potter series. The last of the Harry Potter movies just came out (well 2nd to last) and I’ve not read even one of the books. I’ve only seen 3 of the movies and I feel so out of the loop. It seems like it’s too late to read all of the books now that I’m 18. It feels like I missed out on a big part of my childhood by being...
Not Seeing Joe Jonas at the Mall
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not seeing Joe Jonas at the mall. My uncle didn’t get home in time to take me there.
[Femail, 11]
DAMN BLUH, DAT SUCKS. YOU FINNA REGRET THIS FOREVER HUH? MUST BE ONE DISAPPOINTED FEMAIL.
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OMG!11! take dis quiz and see if justin bieber... →
he left me guyzzz =’((((
/sarcasm
late night tumblr’n led me to this.
i died.
It doesn't feel like Christmas until I watch Polar...
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIIIEE.
MAKES ME BELIEVE IN SANTA AND SHIT.
My brother cut off most of his hair
and his tail he had since his freshman year…and got a pompadour.
BITCH LOOKS LIKKA STRAIGHT-UP GREASER.
YOU GONNA RACE ON THUNDER ROAD SOON?
THE MOON IS HELLA BRIGHT RIGHT NOW.
i went to go outside to see the eclipse, but naaah. it ain’t there yet. but the moon is crazy bright! my brother and mom were trippin’ out. “OH MAI GAHD, IT’S SO BRIGHT! OH LOOK, IT’S SEPERATING, IT’S SEPERATING. OH, NOW IT’S WALKING, IT’S WALKING AWAY!”
i’m just like…wtf are you guy on?!
now my mom is singing, “total...
da-mi-ana:
tegan and sara - call it off
...
It bothers me when I post something on Facebook,
then like 5 minutes later, someone in my family (mostly my mom and aunts) go, “HOY, WHAT DOES YOUR FAAYZEEBEWK STATUS MEAN HAAAH? WHAT EES DAT? AND WHO’S DAT BOY? YOU’RE BOYPRIEND?! AY, I LIKE YOUR PEEKCHOIR, YOU LOOK BURY SEXY! SHOW ME YOUR WAYS”
and then they say stuff about their profile, “DID YOU SEE MY PEEKCHOIRS OBER DERR’? I POST EBERYTING, YOU’RE...
You know what, I really want to get a 4.0 this...
but anatomy is being one hell of a cockblock.
vhatta douche.
I've always wondered where grinding came from. You...
and then i watched Dirty Dancing…
jaysus chroist, patrick swayze. you animal, you.
That awkward moment when you make a farting noise...
and people just stare.
family guy with mother bear.
meg: i miss uncle patrick
lois: ooh, it's okay kids. besides we get to see him once a month!
chris: WE CAN PLAY HIS PERIOD!
me: AHAHAHAHA!
mom: ...wait, i don't get it!
me: LIKE PERIOD. MENSTRUAL. BLOOD. kekeke
mom: AHAHAHA BASTOS (STUPID)
Instead of going to Winterball, I'm watching...
and if dances today is like the one they show in this movie, i’d probably go to every single one.
constantly dry humping the fuck out of each other isn’t my cup of tea.
AHAHA, what a coincidence. i’m actually drinking a cup of tea.
Well, since you kids can't drink alcohol, do...
you know…there’s another kind of drug.
THE HERP DERP DRUG.
don’t worry ya’ll, you won’t get caught, cause all night you’ll be:
Thank gawwd for Sparknotes.
Huck Finn, i luhh you and all, but you just go on and on about shiet i can’t understand.
Jim, you mah negro and shiii, but you go on and on about yo superstitions that you beginnin’ to sound like stevie wonder.
AYE JUDE, STOP TRIPPIN' SO MUCH. TAKE THIS BEAT,...
Hey Jude by The Beatles
…ghetto-ized.
Dear Tumblr,
you are the love of my life. without you, i didn’t function correctly. i couldn’t sleep, i couldn’t eat, i couldn’t procrastinate. it was so weiiiird. i actually had a life without you…kind of. these past few days, were the worst days of my life. fuck you for being long so gone. WTF DID I EVER DO TO YOU?! WE’LL BE BACK SHORTLY MY ASS. MORE LIKE “GET A LIFE...
I wish I had a Pensieve.
like what dumbledore has in harry potter. that would be too sick.
you would extract your memory from your brain, then just put it in the bowl of silver shit. you can review all of your memories anytime, and enter it like you’re actually there, except that the people back then won’t see you and you won’t mess up the future…like in back to the future. if i had one, i would...
OOOH CHO CHANG, you useless/pointless...
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shit i love.
sleeping in and being lazy as faaaack.
when people say that i’m funny.
i loved eighth grade. everything was so great, but i didn’t realize it at that time, and thinking about it now just sucks.
those days when everything falls into place and somehow, everything went my way, and that’s what makes it a good day. the fuck, did that make sense?
having a good time with great...
Moms and I were watching the show "What would you...
and one of situations was a boy telling his parent that he was gay, and the parent would flip out and be like “THAT’S WRONG! HOW COULD YOU? THAT’S DISGUSTING!”
and my mom was like “there’s still some people like that out there? parents like that who won’t accept their child because they’re gay?”
and i was like, “CHYEAH! that’s why...