January 2010
199 posts
She made a poor choice for lunch.
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“Eating salad for lunch is like fucking a guy with a small dick. You did a good deed, but you’re still unsatisfied at the end.”
Bikini Wax: not up to normal high standard.
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“I’ve got so much wax stuck to my vag it looks like a Babybel cheese.”
A friend mentioned that they liked watching...
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“That’s because you’re a pervert. It’s not really a spectator sport if you’re just playing spot the camel-toe.”
its pretty gay how most of my friends smoke...
(via thisismarcus)
it’s pretty bakla how the people we least expect to smoke, actually smoke.
retreat '10.
was iight. wasn’t as fun as last years but as what rochelle laxamana says, “IS COO DOE”. haha!
all day, we just watched parables about some kid drinkin expired milk, some other guy punching a teacher, THAT TWITTER VIDEO! “HEY, WATCH OUT!”, and some other ones i forgot.
then we got together in our groups and planned for our skit, WHICH TOOK FOREVAAAH. but then again...
Today, I discovered that I can actually lick my...
lvalentino:
I can lick my elbow (; but I’ve never ran around school showing people.
OUT OF ALL THESE YEARS I’VE KNOWN YOU, I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD LICK YOUR ELBOW. when you showed me today, i was mind blown.
REBLOG IF you get really excited when you find...
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HAYLL YEAH!
I just freaking stepped in a puddle
natalieyeung:
while wearing sandals -_____-
THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR WEARING OPEN TOED SHOES ON A RAINY DAY!
whenever i'm about to sneeze, and the room i'm in...
i hold my breath.
AND IT WORKS.
how do you sneeze with your eyes open?
how do people sneeze by like, doing that little thing where they hold it in?
i don’t think that made sense.
well it’s like, i sneeze like ACCHOOOOOO!
but the people who do that little sneeze hold thing goes like
AHch-, like midway through a sneeze.
damn, i’m weird.
ANGELAHH!
lvalentino:
that other post was too long and i dint wanna reblog on that. uhhmmm, yeah! we’ve been hella late on everything concerning confirmation this year -__-
hah! i know right! next thing we know, we finna be late for when we actually get confirmed.
F.I.N.A.L.S.
lvalentino:
angelobo:
MATH - most frustrating one. i studied for that and i still didn’t understand some of the things on there. VHATEBUR.
ASL - the vocab and famous people kicked my ass.
HISTORY - EASSYYY. too easy that i should’ve took it with my eyes closed.
PE - funniest and easiest cause we practicly did nothing. FREAKIN GENESIS AND DENNY. “DO THAT AGAIN, I’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.”...
F.I.N.A.L.S.
MATH - most frustrating one. i studied for that and i still didn’t understand some of the things on there. VHATEBUR.
ASL - the vocab and famous people kicked my ass.
HISTORY - EASSYYY. too easy that i should’ve took it with my eyes closed.
PE - funniest and easiest cause we practicly did nothing. FREAKIN GENESIS AND DENNY. “DO THAT AGAIN, I’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE...
REBLOG IF you have died over 347 times from not...
(via idothattoo)
yeah and i think my dog got raped about 200 times for not forwarding a chain letter.
today, i had to write an essay for my english...
i thought of mike and him FIST PUMPIN’ ALL DAYZ BRO.
and i couldn’t concentrate anymore.
JSML.
JERSEY SHORE MY LIFE.
I THINK JOSH PECK WAS FUNNIER WHEN HE WAS FAT.
now, he looks like some guy who didn’t get enough sleep last night.
REBLOG IF you hate when the desk in front of you...
(via idothattoo)
but i hate it when somone puts their feet on my basket and begin to shake it likka polaroid picture.
REBLOG IF every time you give one person chewing...
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REBLOG IF you love it when teachers get off track...
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SUCEEDING IN YOUR CHEMISTRY CLASS. pg 844
book: "recopying notes later is a waste of time"
me: hey! i recopy notes all the time for tests!
book: "it does not help you learn material for a test."
me: what the! yes it does! it helped me!
book: "do it right the first time."
me: oh..damn.
i've came to a conclusion that
electron shieldings are such COCK BLOCKERS.
i mean, if an electron wants to get it on with the nucleus, then let them be!
but noooo, this bitch has to come in the way and ruin everythaang!
….
my goodness, i think i’m ready for the chem final.
WHOO!
Catcher in the Rye author, JD Salinger dies at 91. →
blackbirddd:
fuckyeahholdencaulfield:
This is a sad, sad day for literature. Say what you will, but there will never be a character as real as Holden Caulfield to me.
i saw this on the news and my face went like =O
i’m reading catcher in the rye right now! and it’s pretty damn awesome.
I never intended to make fun of the same people...
lynnt-roller:
natalieyeung:
alexisricamonte:
lvalentino:
lynnt-roller:
lvalentino:
but they just make it so easy.
ohmygosh, do you make fun of me!? D;
no, i was referring more to the sluts who wear booty shorts in -123 degree weather, girls who sound like frogs, people with flat faces, teachers, and *cough* Natalie *cough*
”girls that sound like frogs” Bahahahahahahaha, I just...
“…Please do not send me an email message. I do not use email because using...”
– Mr. Drage’s course packet he gave us in the beginning of the year. i LAWL’D. you LAWL’D. we all LAWL’D.
REBLOG IF your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no...
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WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE
i go on computer for answers to homework i don’t get,
somehow, i waste my time on tumblr.
BLAH BLAH BLAH AH AH
ROMA ROMA MA
PAPA OOH LALA
FUCK YOU FINALS.
Snooki boardwalk dance.
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
bthny:
AAHHHAHA, genesis! learn from this!
things that make me pay attention in chemistry.
mr. drage: *doing molecule models, something goes wrong* UH OH, we gotta little situation going on here.
me: (in my head) HOMG, HE SAID SITUATION! -pictures mike creepin' and fist pumping-
SHARK BAIT HOO HAH HAH.
“hurry! to the top of mount wanna-hock-a-loogie!”
my to do list.
leett’s see:
study for algebra
study for ASL
study for world history
study for chemistry
study for english
study for chemistry
study for chemistry
aaaand study for chemistry
repeat.
“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole...”
– Ray Bradbury (via booklover)
why does ray bradbury sound so familiar?