January 2010
199 posts
“HAPPY BIRTHDA- i mean, MERRY- CHRI- ayy, i mean HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
– my other grandma. bahahah!
Why do asians shout when they're talking to their...
my grandma just busts in my brother’s room (where i’m in right now), straight up sits on his bed, and shouts in the phone talking to my uncle from chicago. HAHAH. wtf!
damn, you don’t gotta shout. i mean i know they’re far away and everythang but i’m sure they’ll hear you fine when you talk normal. hahah.
December 2009
233 posts
The inventors of bubble wrap, Alfred Fielding and...
ohyeahfacts:
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Steve was always better than Joe in Blues Clues.
cup noodles or sleep?
i’m sofa king hungry and cup noodles sound soooo goood right now.
but i’m shleeepy.
"can i see your phone?" doesn't mean, "can i go...
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i like them facebook groups.
i just put my gauges in for the first time in a...
my ear is finna bleed tonight. D:
Watchjt51o:
HUB.
Adrian/Donovan/ME.
you’re the only good one. LOL. xD
Nick Parker: What's going on?
Meredith Blake: Here's what's going on buddy! The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
Nick Parker: Them.
Meredith Blake: Excuse me?
Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture?
Meredith Blake: *screams*
Robert Pattinson Replaces Tobey Maguire in...
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youcompletemepepperpotts:
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ashiesaurus:
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pwnator:
wakocytosis:
mountainsofwater:
cerealkillermashmurderer:
ohmysiomai:
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louisdaniele:
The news dropped like a bombshell early this morning that Sony Pictures has signed Robert Pattinson (Twilight) to replace Tobey...
i hate it when i'm trying to make something, but...
like trying to make hot chocolate, and finding out that you have no more milk. the same goes with cereal.
or when i do make hot chocolate, the milk is slightly expired, and it tastes like shit.
i just noticed that my profile picture has no more...
D:
next year agaaiinn.
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
anitrambeezy:
taylorelwood:
brittneyboo:
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itsshotime:
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john-o:
do this omg i’m dying
o m g i am crying
omg omg omg everyone do it
oh my god
lmfao im dying
hahhahhhahah!
AHHHHHHH
I AM DYING
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
LOL!
LOLOLOL!
It wont go...
i hate it when my brother's guests just barge in,...
RUDE MUCH?
if justin bieber is telling us "one time", why...
STUPEEHH.
i think it's hard watching harry potter. i don't...
“ahh perfect weather for vampires out here!”
– my brother commenting how white and snowy it is.
i just woke up.
new record. yaaaay!
i came home at six in the morning -__-
my trip:
“omg i have a fever” swish swish swishy pants. i don’t wanna sit in the trunk. nvm it’s comfy here…never mind my butt hurts now. HEY LOOK SNOW! oh wait, it’s just cloud. where are we? snow? SNOW! forreal now. christopher, why are your fingers blue? YAAAY WE’RE HEREERE. damnit...
i'm still awaaakkeee.
i have a fever, and i’m supposed to go to the snow later.
FAHCK.
=)))))
now whenever i see multiple parentheses after a smiling face, i’m gonna think the smiley is fat, because of how many chins it has.
ZAYUM, LOOK AT DAT QUADRUPAL CHIN.
lotto.
mom and aunty: AY! WE HAVE TO CHECK OUR LOTTO'S! WE MIGHT WIN SOMETHIIINNG!
me: geeez, you guys never win anything. why don't you get scratchers? you win more with that.
aunty : OH YAWWW! WHEN I WENT TO DA STORE WITH GRANDMA, I WON A LOT. i buy one scratcher, then won 2 dohlars! so i bought anahder one, i won pibe dohlars! then i keep on weeening and weeening! and then i won up to twenty pibe dohlars!...and then i bought a donut...
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE LOOK BEHIND ME WHEN I...
GO AWAY CHANELLE AND ANGEL.
I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS.
EWW SOMEONE FARTED.
my dad has a facebook. WHAT THE!
and the stuff he posts on there literally made me say, “WTF”.
but i like how he said that he graduated from berkeley in ‘96.
bahahaha, shiet.
I HELLA FORGOT ABOUT HOMEWORK!
now that it's almost the end of christmas,
ableangely:
angelobo:
MY PROFILE PICTURE WON’T HAVE THE SANTA HAT/BEARD NO MO’?!
shucks.
omgomgomgomgomgomg.
Plz noooooooo antlerrrrrrssssss!
Or maybe we can have them til new years’ mehbeh? :O
DEARR SANTA, ALL I WANT TIL THEE END OF CHRISHMASSH IS TO KEEP MAH MY BEARD AND HAT TO LOOK LIKE YOU.
KTHXBAI, ANGELA ABREA.
now that it's almost the end of christmas,
MY PROFILE PICTURE WON’T HAVE THE SANTA HAT/BEARD NO MO’?!
shucks.