February 2012
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whenever i expect something great to happen, it usually doesn’t happen and i get disappointed. i don’t want that to happen anymore. it happens too many times.
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god bless this bowl of safeway’s captian crunch cereal which is not really captain crunch but better!
videosofpeoplemakingthings:
Pizza!
this is oh so beautiful.
what’s going to the gym when you can play just dance for an hour?
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instead of ipods or cd players or portable music systems, what if you had music installed in your brain? like you have this switch on your body to make it play anytime. no one would hear it but you and you wouldn’t need to carry around earphones or ipods all the time since it’s all in your head. every other noise would tune out and you would only be listening to music.
hey guys,...
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if you tell me to do something over and over again, to the point where the telling turns into nagging, there’s a 1% chance that i will actually do it.
and if you ever wake me up from my precious sleep, constantly telling me what to do, then forget about it. i won’t even bother.
CAUSE THAT’S MY FUCKING SLEEP.
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angela what is this? what is that? aww that dog looks so cute!! so this is what tumblr is!…CAN YOU MAKE ME ONE? I WANT ONE LIKE THIS PLEASE IT LOOKS SO INTERESTI-why is she half naked?!…
note to self: never leave your tumblr out on mom’s computer.
shoot me. please.
Since there are barely any badminton practices, i believe this is an opportunity for me to become a fat-ass again. Oh joy!
I have no motivation and food is beautiful.
anti-valentine's day.
vivian: it was the nico cage one. it won't matter tomorrow. nothing matters...
me: ugh everything matters bbyqurl. u jst gotta believe in urself!!!1
vivian: sorry. too busy eating all my valentines chocolates and hugging my huge ass valentines bear
me: oh same. i'm busy with a candle light dinner i have with myself. champagne and everything
vivian: can't hear you over the static of my sexy lingerie and whip.
me: ...omg
vivian: sorry? what's wrong?
me: excuse me while i put this on tumblr
vivian: i'm not ashamed. i'm having a vivacious valentines. don't hate me cos you ain't me, abrea.
i think it would be nice if there was someone to talk to or listen to my problems at the end of the day.
…
damnit valentine’s day. making me all sappy and shit.
ugh, niqqa 4 lyfe.
me: mom, why did today suck so much?
mom: haha yeah, that happens sometimes. but you know what? it's not the end of the world.
i just realized that in the majority of parent trap, lindsey lohan pretty much talks to herself.
R.I.P. to all the virginities that will be lost on...
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Sometimes I sit in my room and gaze out the window and wonder whatever happened...
– Kingsley
michellewen:
the satisfaction you get from hearing little crackling sounds when you vacuum
the perks of cleaning.
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getting exercise from laser tagging beats being in a room full of horny teenagers dry humping each other at a school dance, any day.
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fuck spending money and waiting an hour in line for sitting in a theatre full of annoying girls who scream at channing tatum moving a muscle in a over hyped chick-flick with a crappy ending.
My mom is forcing me and my brother to go watch The Vow.
Damnit.
watching saturday night fever in film.
me on the outside:
me inside: